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[{"type":"txt","id":"rich_1503918252250","data":"If you are here to tell me you that special person who doesn't watch Game of Thrones, please go away, I don't want to hear it. <\/p>However, if you're not a show-off and are feeling a deep pit in your heart reopening as you slowly realise you have to wait until late 2018 or early 2019 (yes, 2019, I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news) for the final season of the show that has left us captivated for so long, let me assure you that you're not alone in this endeavour. As someone who wasted away his golden years (I'm kidding) waiting for Half Life, I do have a few suggestions to make as you what you can do to until the next season of Game of Thrones comes by. <\/p>1. Cryogenically freeze yourself: <\/b><\/p>But don't go overboard with it like Mei did at Ecopoint. You know what, I have this distinct feeling that I'm wasting all the references I'm dropping in this piece on people who don't even know what I'm talking about, so I'll post a video that explains the reference down below, but I digress. <\/p>So, yeah, cryogenically freeze yourself for like 2 years or something from now. Let your body go into hibernation while you enjoy the peaceful sleep that will beat all sleeps you've ever slept and wake up just in time to watch the next season. Just be careful though, the last thing you need when you wake up is to find the medical workers waking you up discussing spoilers, or the fact that Donald Trump has successfully blown up the world.  <\/p>Psst.. after you're done watching this video, watch Dragons Overwatch Animated Short. You won't regret it. <\/i><\/p>"},{"type":"youtube","id":"vid-url-1503920479153","data":"8tjcm_kI0n0"},{"type":"txt","id":"rich_1503919110616","data":"2. Tell everyone to watch Game of Thrones: <\/b><\/p>While I much prefer method 1, where would we be without the Game of Thrones evangelists who spread the good word of the old gods and the new of Westeros across the world? By tell everyone, I actually mean annoy everyone and force them to watch Game of Thrones. By the time they stop resisting, it'll be too late and they'll be hooked. GoT Evangelists are also funny in a 'diametrically opposite of the guy who says I don't watch Game of Thrones everywhere' way. So cute. <\/p>"},{"type":"img","id":"img-uid-1503920605814","data":"59a4026db024f"},{"type":"txt","id":"rich_1503919290218","data":"3. Yell spoilers at each other to ruin it for those still catching up. <\/b><\/p>Don't actually do this, but we all know you're going to do this anyway, you savage people you. I personally don't mind spoilers for Game of Thrones because most of the deaths are mostly foreshadowed by the actions of the characters and hinted upon in the dialogue. Yeah, I'm one of those freaks who watch Game of Thrones for the drama and not the sex scenes, which brings me to the next point.  <\/p>"},{"type":"img","id":"img-uid-1503919414667","data":"59a40320717b6"},{"type":"txt","id":"rich_1503919417032","data":"4. Watch Game of Thrones again, this time for the plot<\/b><\/p>As funny as it may sound, I am told that way too many people know Game of Thrones not for its fantastic characters, the world in which the characters move about, the narrative and the themes, the redemption arcs for characters or even something as simple as action sequences which should at least appeal to someone less smarter than Hordor. Apparently. Game of Thrones is popular with many geniuses because it has sex scenes in it. <\/p>I mean, just how depraved of sexual contact do you have to be to depend on Game of Thrones of all things on the internet (ahem) for satisfying your carnal urges? Jeez, go find yourself a partner or something or a substitute for, ahem, human touch. Just because Game of Thrones has the God of Tits and Wine doesn't mean this is a show you watch for all the sex scenes. That's just disrespectful. <\/p>"},{"type":"img","id":"img-uid-1503920190416","data":"59a40355d38a0"},{"type":"txt","id":"rich_1503920215653","data":"5. Actually read the books. <\/b><\/p>I realise just saying that might seem like a joke to a lot of people, but I'm serious about this. Read the books. Martin himself said about 20 characters that have died in the show are still alive in the books, and with Jon's name reveal today, it does throw a lot of interesting questions in the air. <\/p>Or, y'know, don't. It only is one of the best fantasy series in the world at the moment, not everyone has the luck to experience it as it is being written. <\/p>"},{"type":"img","id":"img-uid-1503920881184","data":"59a403778f1cf"}]

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