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5 Things Students Who Try To Cheat In Exams Relate To

Exams are something of an adventure. Be it a simple mid examination or the sem end examination.

Degree or any other folks might be having one board a year but an engineering student will relate the most as he/she has seen more examination halls than any film theatres.

What are those things? Which happen to lie around the hall that might be a hell of a thing but remain as the honey of the nest aftermath? 

Have a look.

1) Chit Cheating

                               Now it is simple to copy from another person. But it takes a great deal and effort to pull off something such as taking chits/slips. They hide them inside pants,wrist watches, ID cards. Few even go to the extent of writing them down on the wall withing their eyesight before the exam. The benches and furniture are also not left when they use them as a blank spot to fill answers.

 Well, all such acts are by professionals(???) Don't try these(At home? lol)

 2) The Empathetic Invigilator

                                                  She's sweet(At times cute.) She understands how it feels like to be a student. At times, she's almost your age. You look to your friend's paper seeking an answer. She simply tends to ignore that. Praise the heavens when she says    ''Emaina Chits unte silent ga raskondi''.

Blessed are those who happen to come across such gods. Bow down to them and respect.Period.

3) The Strict Invigilator.

                                      You knew this one was coming didn't ya? She's ever angry. She checks your pencil pouch for chits. She ALWAYS HAS HER EYE ON YOU. She never lets you turn your head. Make a move and you will find yourself out of the exam hall even before you realise it.  Invigilators as such have their eyes trained sharper than any vulture or eagle and focus more than a CCTV. 

Do You happen to cross paths with anyone as such? Well, good luck trying to cheat.

4) But I was asking for an eraser........ 

                                         One of the most wanted possession in an examination hall is THAT unwanted yet helpful eraser when the invigilator finds you talking to your friend for answers. Well the eraser is a simple example where it can be a pencil or the calculator or any legitimate reason to turn around(Nope, not that reason)

 5) The 'hand iche' Friend.

                                      Tag that guy. No, seriously do it. Agreed that we should be responsible for our exams but we always have that one guy in your class who promises to help you in your exams and ends up turning a deaf ear(A LITERAL one) when you call him/her during an exam. Even Kim Jong Un looks a good guy compared to these idiots(Well that's a bit far-fetched.!)

All the Best for you papers.

DING!!!! 

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